Sawfubgon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, calm wasp.

Sawfubgon created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawfubgon, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Sawfubgon, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Sawfubgon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Sawfubgon's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight mites approach from the south.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.