Rulfatkar is a god.
He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, competent
troll.
Rulfatkar created humanity two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Rulfatkar, he will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rulfatkar, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Rulfatkar's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.
Rulfatkar's Holy Commandments1. Always wear yellow.
2. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Rulfatkar in the centre of the settlement.
3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.
4. Always take life seriously.
5. Hide if nine eagles approach from the north.