Hamvinboss is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying coyote.

Hamvinboss created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamvinboss, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hamvinboss, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hamvinboss' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Hamvinboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about ultrasonics.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Do not take Hamvinboss' name in vain.