Hamvinboss is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying
coyote.
Hamvinboss created viruses three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hamvinboss, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Hamvinboss, he will refuse to believe in you.
Hamvinboss' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Hamvinboss' Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Never write about ultrasonics.
3. Do not make images of living things.
4. Never look at comets.
5. Do not take Hamvinboss' name in vain.