Quimlargbut is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet lizard.

Quimlargbut created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Quimlargbut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quimlargbut, it will be mildly annoyed.

Quimlargbut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Quimlargbut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Quimlargbut on top of all buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.