Tammatdab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, compassionate bear.

Tammatdab created life eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tammatdab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tammatdab, it will turn you into a dog.

Tammatdab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Tammatdab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always look after injured grasshopers.

5. Do not listen to music.