Fumyokbad is a god.

It takes the form of a small, prudent chicken.

Fumyokbad created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fumyokbad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fumyokbad, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fumyokbad's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Fumyokbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in black rooms.

2. Hide from mauve sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never leap near grasshopers.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.