Begkadxuck is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, merciful mouse.

Begkadxuck created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Begkadxuck, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Begkadxuck, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Begkadxuck's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Begkadxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not eat figs.

5. Learn three new languages a year.