Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking coyote.

Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg, she will not care.

Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about comets.

2. Never paint your face gray.

3. Do not chant in public.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never think about nebulae.