Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg
is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking
coyote
.
Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg
created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg
, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg
, she will not care.
Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg's
most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Stafpangpangbessnarlyokneg's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about comets.
2. Never paint your face gray.
3. Do not chant in public.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Never think about nebulae.
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