Nibhudhanrut is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, omniscient jaguar.

Nibhudhanrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibhudhanrut, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibhudhanrut, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nibhudhanrut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nibhudhanrut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Nibhudhanrut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not shave your legs.