Nibhudhanrut is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, omniscient
jaguar.
Nibhudhanrut created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibhudhanrut, he will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Nibhudhanrut, he will be mildly annoyed.
Nibhudhanrut's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Nibhudhanrut's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear white clothing.
2. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Nibhudhanrut in the centre of the settlement.
3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.
4. Do not covet oxen.
5. Do not shave your legs.