Cabbafjam is a god.
It takes the form of a chunky, contented
centaur.
Cabbafjam created parasitic wasps six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cabbafjam, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Cabbafjam, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Cabbafjam's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Cabbafjam's Holy Commandments1. Cabbafjam loves nematodes, so they must be respected.
2. Always pray in complete darkness.
3. Always wear red.
4. Cabbafjam loves doves, so they must be honoured.
5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.