Bopjadgep is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, thoughtless cow.

Bopjadgep created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bopjadgep, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bopjadgep, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bopjadgep's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Bopjadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near bats.

2. Do not speak about rice.

3. Never sit in the presence of porpoises.

4. Never hurt doves.

5. Always wear gray.