Meglogfitbun Mipnuttam Pidgilhab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, dishonourable gerbil.

Meglogfitbun Mipnuttam Pidgilhab created a strange quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Meglogfitbun Mipnuttam Pidgilhab, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Meglogfitbun Mipnuttam Pidgilhab, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Meglogfitbun Mipnuttam Pidgilhab's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Meglogfitbun Mipnuttam Pidgilhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. You must pray to Meglogfitbun Mipnuttam Pidgilhab eight times a day.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.