Cepyarbug is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent shark.

Cepyarbug created the world two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepyarbug, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cepyarbug, he will try to impress you with trees.

Cepyarbug's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cepyarbug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always help nematodes in need.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate frogs.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Feed all hungry birds.