Flisratomtdam is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, charitable hydra.

Flisratomtdam created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisratomtdam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Flisratomtdam, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Flisratomtdam's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flisratomtdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear black.

2. Never think about dark matter near mites while wearing violet shoes and balancing eight nickel spheres on your feet.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not speak about coconuts.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.