Dimfobyarbastcathomdag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring salamander.

Dimfobyarbastcathomdag created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Dimfobyarbastcathomdag, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dimfobyarbastcathomdag, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Dimfobyarbastcathomdag's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Dimfobyarbastcathomdag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not speak about cucumbers.