Dissgedtom Gabcemrot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced giraffe.

Dissgedtom Gabcemrot created the planet Earth two million years ago.

If you believe in Dissgedtom Gabcemrot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dissgedtom Gabcemrot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dissgedtom Gabcemrot's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Dissgedtom Gabcemrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never talk about nebulae.