Tettinullbot is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, able dryad.

Tettinullbot created the cosmos nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tettinullbot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tettinullbot, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tettinullbot's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tettinullbot's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Hide from orange tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about nebulae.