Cidgemmum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, prudent beaver.

Cidgemmum created a photon two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidgemmum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cidgemmum, she will ignore you.

Cidgemmum's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Cidgemmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

4. Do not hurt turtles.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.