Fomrapvag is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, selfish dragon.

Fomrapvag created humankind two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomrapvag, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fomrapvag, he will manifest in front of you.

Fomrapvag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fomrapvag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about chlorophyll.

5. Fomrapvag loves porpoises, so they must be respected.