Liktomwot is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, unfair camel.

Liktomwot created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liktomwot, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Liktomwot, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Liktomwot's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Liktomwot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fluid mechanics near snakes while wearing white stockings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Do not keep five great tits in a large pit.

4. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Liktomwot in the centre of the settlement.

5. Gulls are not to be trusted.