Dapbabvin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, emotional wasp.

Dapbabvin created snails two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbabvin, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dapbabvin, she will turn you into a worm.

Dapbabvin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dapbabvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.