Hanhogpib is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, happy jackal.

Hanhogpib created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Hanhogpib, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hanhogpib, he will be very sad.

Hanhogpib's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Hanhogpib's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Hide if nine snakes approach from the east.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Run away if seven dogs approach from the north.