Niggabmad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, competent goose.

Niggabmad created the Tadpole Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Niggabmad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Niggabmad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Niggabmad's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Niggabmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never think about gravity near porpoises while wearing mauve shoes and balancing nine silver spheres on your hands.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never feed lots of bananas to manatees while wearing pink skirts.