Cubsatyarpdad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful turtle.

Cubsatyarpdad created the Sun six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cubsatyarpdad, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cubsatyarpdad, she will be mildly annoyed.

Cubsatyarpdad's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Cubsatyarpdad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Hide from cyan sharks for they are unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Cubsatyarpdad on top of important buildings.