Carzighasquatfemgovfig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent crab.

Carzighasquatfemgovfig created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Carzighasquatfemgovfig, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Carzighasquatfemgovfig, he will turn you into a duck.

Carzighasquatfemgovfig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Carzighasquatfemgovfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Always help sharks.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.