Cansandyarlhudkadcet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish toad.

Cansandyarlhudkadcet created bats six million years ago.

If you believe in Cansandyarlhudkadcet, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cansandyarlhudkadcet, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cansandyarlhudkadcet's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cansandyarlhudkadcet's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Never skip near mice.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into gray rooms.