Sinteen is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, happy dryad.

Sinteen created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinteen, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sinteen, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Sinteen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sinteen's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.