Tafpasart is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless eagle.

Tafpasart created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafpasart, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Tafpasart, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Tafpasart's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tafpasart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics near voles while wearing brown boots and balancing five zinc spheres on your back.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never paint your face pink.