Dogbudnil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthinking owl.

Dogbudnil created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Dogbudnil, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dogbudnil, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dogbudnil's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dogbudnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not speak about peas.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate bats.