Pangditlam is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely fat, competent
lizard.
Pangditlam created Africa nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pangditlam, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Pangditlam, she will turn you into a dog.
Pangditlam's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Pangditlam's Holy Commandments1. Always treat bats with great respect.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
5. Do not make images of living things.