Flamvegveen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive crow.

Flamvegveen created gold eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flamvegveen, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamvegveen, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Flamvegveen's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Flamvegveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not chop down trees.