Fotvigten is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic toad.

Fotvigten created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotvigten, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fotvigten, he will turn you into a frog.

Fotvigten's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Fotvigten's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Fotvigten must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not speak about bread.

5. Pray towards the east.