Yattviggesskargidjigjig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective donkey.

Yattviggesskargidjigjig created parasitic wasps five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattviggesskargidjigjig, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yattviggesskargidjigjig, she will turn you into a slug.

Yattviggesskargidjigjig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Yattviggesskargidjigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Run away from black grasshopers, for they are unholy.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Put Yattviggesskargidjigjig first in all things.