Dagnutdag Sinjaphas is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, fast chicken.

Dagnutdag Sinjaphas created the Virgo Supercluster nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dagnutdag Sinjaphas, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dagnutdag Sinjaphas, she will try to impress you with trees.

Dagnutdag Sinjaphas' most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dagnutdag Sinjaphas' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Dagnutdag Sinjaphas in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.