Tagjonstrag is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, clever narwhal.

Tagjonstrag created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tagjonstrag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tagjonstrag, she will torture you forever.

Tagjonstrag's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Tagjonstrag's Holy Commandments

1. Tagjonstrag loves shrews, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about eukaryotes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate badgers.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Run away from white frogs, for they are unholy.