Nartcidnill is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, intelligent snail.

Nartcidnill created a down quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nartcidnill, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nartcidnill, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nartcidnill's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nartcidnill's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never write about quantum field theory.