Higmilmap is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, uncaring chinchilla.

Higmilmap created the Black Eye Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Higmilmap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Higmilmap, it will torture you forever.

Higmilmap's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Higmilmap's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.