Bepbissid Fartafcit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Bepbissid Fartafcit created the universe nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bepbissid Fartafcit, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bepbissid Fartafcit, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bepbissid Fartafcit's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bepbissid Fartafcit's Holy Commandments

1. Bepbissid Fartafcit loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never feed beans to gulls while wearing skirts.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Worship no other gods but Bepbissid Fartafcit.