Madman is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful porpoise.

Madman created the Sol system three billion years ago.

If you believe in Madman, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Madman, it will curse you with boils.

Madman's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Madman's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the south.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Erect a giant red sculpture of Madman in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about moons.