Apphitbom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, dishonourable owl.

Apphitbom created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Apphitbom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Apphitbom, it will send minions to preach to you.

Apphitbom's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Apphitbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Apphitbom loves eagles, so they must be honoured.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.