Fablidgar is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, generous goose.

Fablidgar created carbon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fablidgar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fablidgar, it will have a low opinion of you.

Fablidgar's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fablidgar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not hurt sharks.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never wear shirts.