Vonjathug is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, irritating shark.

Vonjathug created matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vonjathug, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vonjathug, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Vonjathug's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Vonjathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Always help sick voles.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never leap near rats.