Cutminbab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, weak faun.

Cutminbab created an up quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutminbab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cutminbab, it will turn you into a mole.

Cutminbab's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Cutminbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about cucumbers.

2. Never talk about doves.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Never mention nematodes.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.