Gemlapster is a god.

It takes the form of a large, annoying fairy.

Gemlapster created viruses three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemlapster, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gemlapster, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Gemlapster's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Gemlapster's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.