Hogbapwikcam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless squid.

Hogbapwikcam created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hogbapwikcam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hogbapwikcam, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Hogbapwikcam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hogbapwikcam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near birds while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your feet.

3. Never talk about seals.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about moons.