Quagvenwon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, conceited mink.

Quagvenwon created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quagvenwon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Quagvenwon, she will turn you into a frog.

Quagvenwon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Quagvenwon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.