Wipminvigjig Arfappjarn is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, confident dingo.

Wipminvigjig Arfappjarn created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipminvigjig Arfappjarn, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipminvigjig Arfappjarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Wipminvigjig Arfappjarn's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Wipminvigjig Arfappjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry seals.

2. Always obey Wipminvigjig Arfappjarn's priests.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.