Laktitmil Zedfobgov is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unthinking armadillo.

Laktitmil Zedfobgov created energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Laktitmil Zedfobgov, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Laktitmil Zedfobgov, he will turn you into a hamster.

Laktitmil Zedfobgov's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Laktitmil Zedfobgov's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Laktitmil Zedfobgov four times a day.

2. Do not keep seven shrews in a large pit.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Run away if nine badgers approach from the south.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Laktitmil Zedfobgov.