Baphudyim is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, loving wyrm.

Baphudyim created a bottom quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Baphudyim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Baphudyim, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Baphudyim's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Baphudyim's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never talk about dark matter near ducks while wearing violet shirts and balancing four silver spheres on your face.

4. Run away if three frogs approach from the west.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.