Vegsitcam is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak badger.

Vegsitcam created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegsitcam, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vegsitcam, she will remove you from existence.

Vegsitcam's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vegsitcam's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never leap near tortoises.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Never go into orange rooms.

5. Do not kill squirrels.